So Saker on Instagram: "Cats deserve a standing ovation simply for being cats, walking paradoxes with fur. One second they’re philosophers, gazing into the abyss like they’ve solved mortality itself, and the next, they’re absolute lunatics. This one in particular nailed the whole performance. He strolls calmly down the hallway, pauses at the bedroom door, locks eyes with his human, and holds that gaze just long enough to imply: Yes, mortal, I see you. Then, nothing. He simply turns his head with